A girlfriend (friend who is a girl) asks me today “Hey Lucas, you’re witty. My boyfriend always asks me to make sandwiches for him and the next time he does it I want a comeback to say that’ll really get him. He’s being sexist and I wanna be witty.” Without skipping a beat I reply, “The only thing you need to come back with is a god damn sandwich”
Posted on Saturday, 2 October 2010
